Take with a shaker full of salt....
Q: What is the worst thing a girl can do on a date?
A: The worst thing is misleading touching - when a girl touches a guy (other than accidentally), he automatically thinks she wants to sleep with him. But, not all girls know this, so sometimes girls will touch a guy when they have no interest and act offended when the guy becomes more aggressive. Other answers include: Go through her marriage checklist during conversation ("what do you do? what religion are you? do you want kids?"), be ugly, cry, urinate in front of (??????), throw up/not handle liquor well.
Q: What is the best thing a girl can do on a date?
A: Be hot.
Q: What should a girl wear on a first date?
A: "Anything that exposes her v***** to the wind!" (???? - we think this means skirt or dress)
"Wear something that accentuates your best assets without being vulgar."
"Don't wear tights."
Q: What is the best venue for a first date?
A: "A high two top near a bar... not at a bar so the girl has more space and feels comfortable.... so there's room to manuever. Some restaurants - Sel de la terre, Lucca, Island Creek Oyster Bar."
Q: Is there anything a girl should or shouldn't order?
A: "Don't order anything fruity." "A martini straight up or a nice glass of wine." "Don't be too dainty with food." "Vegetarians and people with weird food restrictions are bad." Also, apparently, if you order what he's having, that indicates future submissiveness.
Other general observations:
*If he doesn't call/email or text after 3 days, he's not interested
*If HE touches you, then it's an unequivocal sex invitation
*A hug is a nice way to start a date
*Sleeping with a guy on the first date is probably not the best idea.
Addendum to the misleading touching from a bachelor:
ReplyDeleteNo touch- Girl doesn’t like you
Touch on arm- she likes you, pursue
Touch on leg- she’s going home with you