1) Yesterday, your meals were: drunkenly made Kraft mac 'n cheese, french fries and beer, philly cheesesteak and orange gatorade (hangover cure of champions)
2) Your memory of the last few weeks consists of: reality, drunken episodes and half-drunk dreams.... and you're not really sure which is which
3) Four drinks in a row, no buzz
4) You have renamed your apartment "Sober Valley Lodge"
5) Did we accidentally start smoking again?
6) You've become real good friends with every bartender on Boylston from Arlington to Mass Ave
7) "Bipolar? Biwinning!"
8) You've instituted nap time b/c you haven't gotten sober sleep in awhile
9) It might've taken you a good minute to button your jeans this morning
10) Your drunken/hangover tv watching has caused you to become *real* familiar with the Kardashians
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